BOO!!!

BOO!!!!! I’m still here waiting on the ring a ding of the phone to jump into action, well more like a stagger really, and head off to get my Lungs fixed. I just thought that I would come and annoy you all a little while I wait as I know you will all miss my wit and charm when I’m not around. Rang the Fat Controller, sorry, I mean the Bed Manager at Llandough this morning as instructed by my Consultant’s Secretary the other day and surprise, surprise for one, she’s never heard of me, and for two there are no beds available for today. I need to ring back after 1pm just to make sure and in the meantime she will make enquiries with the secretary as to what is happening. Fingers crossed I should be in Tomorrow at the latest, well put it this way I WILL BE IN BY THE END OF THE WEEK, because I will get my friendly GP to send me in as an Emergency if need be because I can’t go on like this for any longer.

I read with interest the other day about the Archaeologists that had found this Neolithic Settlement in Northumberland and more so the buildings on there. It’s amazing that up till now most Archaeologists have been adamant that Mr & Mrs Neolithic persons were Roamers and did not settle anywhere let alone Build Villages. It started me thinking, which as most of you know is not always a good idea, but really what do they actually know about History as such?? Is it not a case of get as many so called specialist to believe what you are saying and the masses will start to believe you often without question, with the attitude of “well they ought to know, they’re the experts”. It makes me wonder how much of our history is actually just made up and how much is factually accurate so to speak. A prime example is the Beginning of Time so to speak. There are many Opinions depending which camp you’re in as to whether there was this Big Bang or Neatly Created Planet etc etc… Did we in fact Develop from Apes??? If so why are there still apes around today?? It’s quite a frightening thought really how much of History can be accurately proven.

Jeeeez my head hurts after that burst of seriousness which as you all know is not a bit like me at all in fact that’s completely out of character, prob down to the lack of oxygen or maybe I’ve been taken over by some alien who mistakenly took me for someone of a higher inteligence. He’s sadly mistaken poor thing!!!!!

Right I’m off to start my own Archealogical Dig out the garden to see if I can find any Neolithic Breeze Blocks to prove they were here…

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Still Here!!

Hi guys i'm still waiting to go in and to be honest with you i just want to get on with it now. Not like me wanting to go in i know, but it's got to the stage that my breathing and coughing are getting a lot worse and it's getting harder to stay at home. I went out for the first time today only to the day unit at the Hospital. It was the first time that i've needed to use the portable oxygen in the car since i got it a few weeks back, which to me is a sign that things are getting worse. I needed it most of the way to the hospital and back, it seems to help to settle the coughing a fair bit which is good as well as make me concentrate on my breathing too. I'm expecting a phone call tomorrow to go in which will be just right because in some ways i was hoping it would be after Weds as i get to pick up my new teeth in the morning which i doubt would have been possible if i had gone in earlier as they are are in different hospitals. Anyway i'm all packed and ready to go really just waiting on the phone call. I decided that the boys will have to take it in turns to come in and visit and they have all promised that they will behave whilst i'm gone and be on their best behaviour in the hospital or else i will never take them anywhere ever again. Bud's a bit concerned that the others might take this opportunity to gang up on him, seeing that he's the only foriegner but i assured him that he will be just fine and besides he's bigger than the rest of them so they should be scared of him anyhow.

Right i'd better get to sleep as i don't want a repeat of last weeks oversleep do i ???