I’m not mad just bloody plain stupid!!!
I woke up this morning and thought to myself I feel quite well for a change. None of the usual cough, cough, and even my skin seemed to maybe ever so slightly better and not so tight. Well I did the usual downing of the daily concoction of pills and potions, its sad really as I can do it in my sleep now as I seem to have been taking the same things for years. Not long after I had taken them all I went to get up and then realised that my skin was still quite tight so had to plaster a load of cream on and wait for it to sink in before I could venture off the sofa. Its amazing what a bit of cream can make to the feeling of tightness and pain too but sadly it doesn’t last any longer than about 30-45 minutes so I would need to be putting it on hourly which would not be possible at all as it almost kills me putting it on due to the movement etc and I’m usually a quivering wreck by the time I’ve finished ha ha !!
Right at last I can get up and make that coffee I so badly need. I looked out of the quite newly installed French Doors in the lounge and it looked like a glorious day, the sun was shining and the birds were singing and fighting over the Fat Balls and my eye was drawn to the ever lengthening Green Baize. I’ve been saying to Judith for a little while that she will have to start thinking about cutting the grass soon and she said that she will but best give it a few dry days before having a go. So I thought “I Know, I’ll save her a job and I’ll have a go myself”!!! Now for those of you that don’t know my lawn is about 20ft square and flat and doesn’t take long for Judith to do normally so how hard could it be??? Well after the first line across from left to right I was puffing and panting and reaching for my oxygen. Jeeeez I was in a mess but decided I had to keep going now as it looked really stupid with just one stripe cut and the rest left long and besides the bloody thing was not going to beat me. It felt as though I was having to push a heavy wheel barrow up a massive hill the amount of energy that was needed just to push it along even though it’s flat. All in all it took me about 1 ½ Hours to do it all and even then I left the lawnmower for Judith to clean and put away as that would have just completely finish me off, Sorry Jude Honey!!!
My old mate Lorraine (The Social Worker) came for a natter today too and it was so funny the first words she said to me was ,”God you look well”, I told her she needs to see an optician as her sight is going ha ha after having tried my best to kill myself out the back. I can’t remember the last time I saw
Okay I better go and get writing then.
See Ya!!
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